i eat it for breakfast. i eat it for lunch. i eat it for dinner. i eat it for every meal in between. and when i feel like bingeing, i snack on it in bed.
pussy's an excellent diet to be on. it's no fuss. it's non-fattening. it's soul food. it doesn't give you gas. it doesn't get you constipated. and it loves to be eaten.
yessiree, pussy's just yummy for a flat, flat tummy.
excuse me while i cough up a furball.
yup, i think i’ll morph into ken.
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it could be the recent spate of advertising for glowing white armpits, or
the last hour i spent googling rhinoplasty procedures, or the fact that i
haven’t...
16 years ago